Okay, this has nothing to do with food, but I did find it in a cookbook...an Amish cookbook, actually. It pretty much sums up the Bible. Let me know what you think! :)
The Bible In 50 Words
God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split,
Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked;
Pharaoh plagued, people walked. Sea divided, tablets guided,
Promise landed. Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned,
Jesus born. God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died.
Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
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